Tom Blackthorne - Coverletter's that will not Fly by G Geiger
 Tom, 

	Here are some sample cover letters for your Resume.

				Gerard
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#1

Dear Sirs;

 I am submitting the enclosed resume in response to the
Sales Manager position advertised in the Sunday Star Ledger.

 Please consider my 17 years of professional experience when you
decide to conduct interviews.  Be assured I am familiar with your
Companyís products, and would welcome the opportunity to represent 
them as a member of your Sales/Product Management Team.

			  
				Sincerely Yours,


			               	Thomas F. Blackthorne
________________________________________________________________

#2

Psst:

	....Hey buddy....have you ever played the lottery?.....you
know for every 10 million dollar winner, there are 20 million lottery losers....

Since we know which pile you belong to...why not take a chance on me....

 At least my interview is free...

			Give me a call...you never know.....

		                  Thomas F.  Blackthorne
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#3

 Hey....I know you are just the Personnel Clerk!
 Thatís right....things are the same everywhere.....
 But you know and I know that the only power you
 have is in deciding which Resumeís get placed on top....

....put me there....I know who  has the real power
in your organization!...

.........I owe you one....


				Tom
                Thomas F.  Blackthorne
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#4
			
Sir;

 Since marriage is the biggest decision of most Americans
And 50 % of them fail.....we know how poor most people
are at making big decisions........well relax, this is a small
Decision....I have 17 years experience in this field.....
How wrong could you be in granting me an interview?
Do it....itís a no-brainer.....

			Call me

				Thomas F.  Blackthorne
________________________________________________________________

#5

Sir

 In addition to all of my professional experience....I have
A wife and four children.    If you have any idea how
much this costs me.....you would realize that you
Could most probably OWN me....

 All I ask is leave me a little dignity
and donít give me a Yugo for a sales car.
Read the resume....I should get something for renting
The typewriter .


		Yours cheaply

			Tommy B

	                     Thomas F.  Blackthorne
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#6         Sir;

DONíT EVEN THINK of THROWING THIS AWAY!!!

I DO MY HOMEWORK....

I KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS GO TO SCHOOL....

...but, letís not start by playing hardball...

.....I'll be honest.  I need a job. Please give me an interview.

		Yours Truly,        
                        Tom Blackthorne


PS.  Your son is a lousy goalie...Iíd have him switched to forward
       If I were you....just a suggestion.....TB

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